Today's Awkward Elevator Moment Is Brought To You By Paxil

 

                          Could you press nine for me please?

                                    Sure.

                                             ...

                               Sure is cold out today, huh?

                                      Yes, it's freezing.

Yeah, my wife who committed suicide would have hated today.  She hated the cold.  It's like five degrees out there.  They said it's supposed to warm up though by the end of the week.

                                                  ...

                           So, ninth floor...

                                    Are you going to Pilates class?

Hardly Anniversary

                                   Happy Anniversary

                                 Without you here of course

                                  It's still our anniversary.

                                   You'd be proud of me.

                               I'm doing a lot with my life.

                                    Like taking up Spanish again.

                                  The word of the day today was llorar.

                                  So Happy Anniversary

               I would wish it to you in Spanish, but I don't know how to say happy.

Alternate Suicide of the Street Parking

              Wow!  We finally made it to the top of the Empire State Building.

                                   Yes we did.

                                 Totally worth the wait.

                                                Yes it was.

                                          Incredibly beautiful view.

                                                 Yes it is.

                     What's the first thing you think when you look out from up here?

                                    I hope we're not on the six o'clock news.

Know Direction

                                           How can I find my $#!+?

                                            The answer lies within you.

Memory Lane, and Crippled, and Hard of Hearing

              Hey man, I'm sorry about, you know, your wife and everything.

                                          Thanks.

                       Is there anything that people do that helps you feel better?

Not really.  But I guess I do like it when people share their memories of her with me.  Sometimes that makes me smile.

                           Oh man, I can do that!

                                       Oh yeah?

                         Sure.  Like, I always thought she had a great ass, you know?

                                            ...

        Let's see, what else?  She was from Japan, right?  Or Argentina or something?

First Suicide of 2014

                               Any plans for the new year?

                                              Just one.

                                                       Yeah?  What's that.

                                                 Same as the last year.

                                               Yeah, me too.

                                                 Yeah, me too.

Klonopin me down

                                           Hello.

                  Hey!  I haven't seen you in a while.  How have you been?

I came by tonight because I know what you're going through.  These panic attacks suck your will to live right out of you, don't they?

                          Yeah, horrible.  Can't deal.  But don't worry about me.

Who said I was worried?  Do you remember when you would try to comfort me when I was in mine?  You would try to talk to me, love me, help me.  I would ask you to put your ear to my chest and listen to my heart, because I felt like my heart was going to crash out of my chest cavity.  

Yes, yes.  I would always listen but I would never hear anything except your normal heart beat.

                              This is normal.  This is how you feel now.

                               Why?  Why is it like this?  What can we do?

                                     What I did worked pretty well.