Everyday is Yesterday

                               Still not over your love's suicide?

                                      No.

                                    When did it happen?

                                      Yesterday.

                                        Oh...

                                                ...

                                        Again?

Pretty Depressed and Beautifully Suicidal

                         Do you have any plans for Valentine's Day?

                              Actually I'm in a long distance relationship.

                              Oh, that must be difficult.

                               For me it is.  For her not so much.

                                Really?  Why's that?

   I don't know.  She never complains.  She seems content.  She committed suicide.

                                            ...

                               Do you know when the candy hearts go on sale?

Did you lose this?

                                       Hey man, how you been?

                                          Oh hi, how are you?

                     Great man, great.  Actually I had the worst dream last night.

                                            Oh yeah?

                        Yeah, I dreamed my wife committed suicide and my life was ruined.

                                               ...

                                                  Isn't that crazy?

                                               Yeah.

                                           So what's new with you?

                                           Oh, just living the dream.

                                              Great man, great.

Thanks for stopping by

Then we fell off the ski lift into the snow, and we had to make more because everything was grass.

                                Uh huh.

Then I was packing up the apartment but I had to borrow a shop vacuum from a crack head because the cat had filled the bed frame with water.

                                    Uh huh.

                             I....  think it was in our first apartment.

                            I thought you stopped eating so late.

Throwing You Away One Piece at a Time

                    So then she says to me, "Why do so many of your clothes have holes?"

                            That's funny.  So you ended throwing them out later?

                                            Some of them.

                                                              Wow.

                                                      Yeah.

                                                       ...

                                            Where's that breeze coming from?

Public: You Got Serviced

                Riding the 6 train home:

                                     "Considering suicide?"

                                                  Yes

                                          "You're not alone."

                                                 Ok

                         "Over 30,000 Americans will commit suicide this year alone."

                                        Really?

"Yes, in fact, many of them will be people you know and love, or used to know but have neglected their friendship for years, or people you never got to know but have heard of and wished that you would have gotten to know them before they killed themselves."

                                   I guess I'm not alone then.

                                                      "That's right."

                                                 Somehow I still feel alone.

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                       Any luck finding help with your depression on line?

                                               A little.

                                         Really?

Yeah.  I just watched a video of a twelve year old demonstrating how to tie a noose.

                                                  What?  Why?

                    The antidepressant discussion pages just take too long.