Ratchet and Catchit

Sunday, March 2, 2014

You watching the awards show now?

Yeah. They're about to give the statuette for best performance by an actor with bipolar disorder.

Is that just one award?

We made it.

Finally.

Through the winter.

Yes it's still cold and miserable.

But the calendar is on our side.

There is no way to deny that Spring is coming.

February is gone. Warm weather is coming.

Better days are ahead.

Statistically there are more suicides in the warmer months.

...

It's supposed to snow this weekend.

Do you have any suicidal friends?

Yes.

What makes them suicidal?

Life. Death. Everything. Nothing. God. The devil. Basmati rice. Dish detergent.

What makes them your friends?

How much do memories weigh?

A lot.

When I remember you, I can't get up.

New Year's diet?

I don't want ECT.

I'm shocked.

Probably dead

I guess

I can't talk to anyone about anything.

Why not?

....

Hello?