Does your suicide make my butt look big?

                                 So have you been eating well?

                                   Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah.  You know:

                                 Shawarma, Sashima... Salsa....  Sicilian...

                                     "From the four corners of the earth."

     Yeah, you know.  I try to eat something each day, whether I need to or not.

                                  Any new recipes?

                             You mean with the pill bottles?

Wacked Material

                                 What's that pile of books there?

                        Oh, you should see the whole shelf of them over there.

                                          What are they?

                    That's what you get, what people give you, after your wife does it.

                                 Why?

   They're being nice.  They don't know what to do.  So they give you a book to read.

                             What are the books about?

                         Loss, grieving, moving on. That sort of thing.

                                    Did they help?

                      I haven't read any of them yet.

The flames of suicide

                               What the suicide are you doing?

                                        Suicide yeah!

                                         You go to suicide!

                                      I hope you burn in suicide!

                                     Oh suicide no you didn't!

                                    It's the difference between heaven and suicide.

                          Suicide hath no fury like a woman scorned.

                              You've got a snowball's chance in suicide.

The Death I Live In

                             Hey Catchit, what's goin' on?

                              Oh, hi, how are you Tremont?

                       Good.  Hey listen, you wanna get together for dinner on Sunday?

                               Oh, Sunday's actually my wife's birthday.

                                Oh yeah?

                              Yeah.  I usually feel like killing myself that night.

                           Oh, well what about maybe just an early lunch,

                                 

                                       or brunch even?

                            Yeah...  maybe early brunch.

Walking the Line

                    it's funny that i met you on my trip to get away from you.

                               yeah, that happens.

                               am i allowed to be friends with you.

                                 it depends.  who have you told?

                               oh, i see.  i can't tell people about us.

                           well, they wouldn't understand.  they'd say i'm bad for you.

                                  but you're helping me, right?

                               i help some people.  others... not so much.

                         so... the cat and the suicidal thought, hanging out.

                                hanging around

                                     always hanging.

                                     hanging together.

                                      hang on

                                   hang in there.

                                        i am.  I even bought the t-shirt.